Sick girl: I probably don't have swine flu…but I was in Brooklyn last night. –90th St & Lexington Overheard by: UESider Woman on cell: What's with this pig virus thing going around? It's killing people in Mexico, Europe, here in Queens… (pause) Do that many people eat bacon? –55th & Madison Overheard by: Jesus Jon High school student, watching overheated and smoking car: What the fuck is this shit?! Dat nigga's muffler got dat swine flu! –M86 Bus Overheard by: Ben Hipster guy on cell: Oh, your enthusiasm is just like the swine flu! –22nd St & Broadway Overheard by: BL Amateur rapper, walking down street: If you got the swine flu, bitch, stay outta my hood! Cause the sun it is shinin' and I'm feelin' so good. –188th St & Washington Ave Hipster guy: Abby is a total germophobe. She was like, "what have you eaten lately?" and I was like, "a raw pig from Mexico. Is that bad?" –76th St & 3rd Ave