Middle aged white woman on cell: I did not call you a scumbag, but you are a scumbag. –3rd Ave & 85th Overheard by: Guy Walking Street youth to another: Nigga, you got a face like a hologram! –159th St & Ft. Washington Girl: Yeah, she was like, "Oh my god! Did you see what this guy was wearing?" Please, she should go to a state school, because it sounds like that's where she belongs. –NYU Girl to boyfriend, during fight: You're like an empty Christmas present! –16th St & 5th Ave Overheard by: Lizzie Guy on cell: Well, that's one way of looking at it, but could it be possible that you just suck as a person, and it was really all your fault? –N Train Overheard by: Shock-E