It's Not Delivery-- It's Wednesday One-Liner!

Student: A lot more people would definitely vote if there was free pizza at polling places.

--Queens College

Overheard by: Suze

Hipster: Papa John's makes me want to have Aids.

--Williamsburg

Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson

Drunk person: Hey! This isn't the original Ray's!

--Ray's Pizza

Overheard by: Darwin

Girl to friend: So you only need a slice of pizza to get you wet?

--Slaughtered Lamb Pub

Overheard by: sinko

Old dude carrying blue plastic bag to pigeon: Pizza! My darling! Pizza! My pizza!

--9th St & 1st Ave

Hobo to passers-by: You need a dog! Don't eat the pizza, you will get fat!

--Union Square

Overheard by: Lily