Student: A lot more people would definitely vote if there was free pizza at polling places. –Queens College Overheard by: Suze Hipster: Papa John's makes me want to have Aids. –Williamsburg Overheard by: Matthew K. Johnson Drunk person: Hey! This isn't the original Ray's! –Ray's Pizza Overheard by: Darwin Girl to friend: So you only need a slice of pizza to get you wet? –Slaughtered Lamb Pub Overheard by: sinko Old dude carrying blue plastic bag to pigeon: Pizza! My darling! Pizza! My pizza! –9th St & 1st Ave Hobo to passers-by: You need a dog! Don't eat the pizza, you will get fat! –Union Square Overheard by: Lily