Wednesday One-Liners and the People Who Love Them

Marketing girl: Would you like to try a new perfume? It's for you and your pet!

--Bryant Park, Outside Fashion Week Tents

Overheard by: jycho

Girl: I told my mom that I would probably be alone for the rest of my life. Yesterday she sent me an e-mail with a link to petfinder.com.

--Student Center, Barnard

Overheard by: Kristine

Man trying to sell comedy club tickets: Cheaper than an abortion! More entertaining than the crucifixion! More fun than euthanizing your pets!

--50th Ave & Broadway

Overheard by: Colleen

Queer on cell: Well, women are just pets for straight men.

--E 10th St

Woman on cell: So are you going to tell your daughter that you ate her pet?

--20th St & 1st Ave

Overheard by: Jesse S G