Flyer guy: Smile, you're on Broadway! (singing) You're never fully dressed…when you're naked! (stops singing) So come to New York's best improvisational comedy club! Be there, or be someplace else! –Times Square Overheard by: gregumsdagreggy Annoying man outside comedy club, to passerby: Do you like stand-up comedy? (passerby ignores him keeps walking) Do you like free alcohol? (passerby keeps walking) Do you like ignoring me? (passerby turns head and nods) –Broadway Overheard by: Wojo Comedy show ticket salesman to couple: So, what are you two doing tonight…besides each other? –Broadway & 49th St Overheard by: Theo Ticket guy to walking couple: Do you like comedy or do you just do each other? Maybe that's all you need. –51st & 8th Overheard by: PartyByNight Street vendor: Want to see a comedy show for $10? Free drinks! Cheaper than crack cocaine! –42nd St & 7th Ave Overheard by: gradstudent Comedy club flyer guy: Blah, blah, blah, take my flyer! –Times Square Overheard by: No flyer, but props for the delivery