Fat, hairy hipster guy: I don't know, but somehow, lesbians are always a little in love with me. –Downtown 6 Train Overheard by: I'm sure, dude. Fanboy-looking dad to 10-year-old son: Well, if there is a lesbian headquarters, it's probably, um… –Prospect Park Barnard freshman: The way I dress people think I'm a lesbian. –Barnard College Overheard by: funny Young Latina to another: That's not being a lesbian, that's being nasty! –5 Train Overheard by: E.J. 20-something to another: She looks like Sherlock Holmes crossed with a lesbian. –1 Train