F4F Wednesday One-Liners

Fat, hairy hipster guy: I don't know, but somehow, lesbians are always a little in love with me.

--Downtown 6 Train

Overheard by: I'm sure, dude.

Fanboy-looking dad to 10-year-old son: Well, if there is a lesbian headquarters, it's probably, um...

--Prospect Park

Barnard freshman: The way I dress people think I'm a lesbian.

--Barnard College

Overheard by: funny

Young Latina to another: That's not being a lesbian, that's being nasty!

--5 Train

Overheard by: E.J.

20-something to another: She looks like Sherlock Holmes crossed with a lesbian.

--1 Train