Wednesday and the World One-Liners With You, Cry and You Cry Alone

Girl, loudly and enthusiastically: Everything I say is a joke!

--City Bakery, 18th St

Girl to guy: What's so funny? Did you fart?

--W 96th & Broadway

Overheard by: Megan W.

Santa, chasing scared teen: Do you think it's funny to throw things at people's heads? How about I break your face?

--42nd St

Girl: I'm really excited that, like, within our lifetime, there are gonna be funny movies about Obama.

--Manhattan Theatre Source

Overheard by: Emily B.

Laughing girl on phone: Come on, please! Please! Just take off your clothes and take pictures! (pause) Come on, mom, it would be so funny!

--Union Square

20-something skater guy to another: And then I started whackin' off, and it was hilarious.

--Broadway & E 10th St

Overheard by: Timothy