And Technically I Think She Outsources to the Maid

Girl #1: Oh my god! I can't believe my mom only got a B+ on my history paper.
Girl #2: Well, I can't believe your mom does your schoolwork and writes your papers for you. Don't you ever feel guilty?
Girl #1: Umm...no. Since she's, like, paying for my college and stuff, then it's only fair that she gets to do the work.

--SoHo