Can't We Just Go to the Coma Ward and Throw Stuff at Grandma Again?

Park Slope dad: Do you know how to play dodgeball?
Eight-year-old son: No...
Park Slope dad: I throw the ball at you, and you try not to get hit.
Eight-year-old son: That doesn't sound like fun.

--Prospect Park, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Becka Dash