The High Times Of Wednesday One-Liners

Mother to friend: If our kids would just smoke weed they'd be fine.

--Borough Hall, Brooklyn

Five-year-old child, walking past table of glass bongs and pipes: Daddy, I want one!

--Astor Place

Promoter for comedy club: Free bag of weed if you come to the 9:30 show!

--Times Square

Enthusiastic, loud girl on cell: Smoking pot? So you were smoking...you don't have to be so worried about people hearing what you're saying, nobody's even listening...seriously.

--27th & 7th

Overheard by: And she had to end up being in my class..

30-something lady: When she was just selling pot to Kevin Nealon, I think that was better.

--Union Square

Overheard by: Brainy