Tired thug teen, wistfully: I'd dance like crazy in a basement. –R Train Overheard by: Jon A. Two-year-old boy, pointing at three-month old baby: Isn't that guy in my dance class? –Red Hook, Brooklyn Overheard by: Swimfan Clueless man to friend: What do you call male ballerinas anyway? Ballers? –Cirque du Soleil Show, Randall's Island Overheard by: TheGreenCat Girl to friend: I didn't dance with him at all…I kept walking away from him…I wasn't actually a very good prom date. –Bronx Zoo Overheard by: wink Metrosexual on cell: Do you have a large table in your apartment? Is it large enough for five men to stand on? Of course, we won't be dancing! –Upper West Side