Woman: Excuse me, can you tell me something? Do I have a hickey on my neck? I have to go to a lunch and I just want to know if I have a hickey on my neck. –SoHo Overheard by: kim Guy on cell: He shoved his hand in so many crevices that they looked like flippers. –2nd Ave & Houston Overheard by: gypsee Drunk girl: If Bethany doesn't have legs, nobody has legs. –1 Train Overheard by: oliviz Strange woman, seeing another woman massaging pressure points on friend's ear: She has a headache? It starts in the scrotum. –M14D Bus Man, missing stop: This is the problem with having a prostate that's bigger than your brain…you always forget to get off. –Downtown 1 Train Overheard by: rachel Girl: She slept with Harry, and she didn't know he only had one hand, and afterward she still didn't know he only had one hand. –Brother Jimmy's Restaurant Overheard by: Joe