Black man passing out leaflets: And this woman here, you know she'd love to have a big black cock in her. Don't deny it, baby, you would. –Outside Penn Station Overheard by: unimpressed and skeptical Girl to friend, unknowingly a few feet away from black guy: Thank god there's no black people on this street. –Steinway St Black TA, walking in five minutes before class: Oh my god, am I early? Oh, no! I'm going against my people's stereotype! –Classroom, NYU Overheard by: kpan Asian guy to another, loudly: The black girl doesn't sound black. How do they do that? –Uptown W Train Queer to another: So I want to get dreadlocks, like black people. –W 14th & 6th Black lady to staring white kid: That's right little boy, this is what a black person looks like. –Outside Toys R' Us, Times Square