Large black woman to another: So I said to him, "Muthafucka, don't you know a baby comes out of that shit? Ain't nothing you got down there gonna hurt me!" –Fulton St Old man with thick Russian accent: It is fresher than a baby's bottom! –Ave M & E 16th, Brooklyn Ghetto black guy on phone: Nah, I was locked up, but I'm out now, and she's tryin' to say it's my baby, but that shit ain't mine. –Downtown 2 Train Man on cell, passing adorable child playing with dog: I love fucking babies! –10th & 53rd Puerto Rican girl to pregnant friend: You feel like you have to poop, but that's just the baby. –36th St & 34th Ave, Astoria Overheard by: Bryan Bruner Conductor: Ma'am, please step off the ramp platform and wait until it is safe. (pause) Miss, you're having a frickin' baby, get off the ramp! (she does) Thank you. –Metro-North Rail Tracks Overheard by: Theonlyonewhoseemedtonotice Teenage mother to friends, running to catch subway: Last one gets the baby! –Broadway Overheard by: Francisco S. Ramírez