Father to son: No five-year-old should be asking for Chilean sea bass for dinner. –Joralemon & Court Dapper man on cell: You used to be able to pass for twenty… uh… eight. –Chelsea Overheard by: Chuckell Middle aged woman clutching Twilight book, trying to exit bus while reading: God! These novels for 13-year-olds make me hot! –B7 Bus Overheard by: i know, i love it too… Prissy woman on cell: I don't care if he's six years old, he doesn't have to throw a fucking temper tantrum every time he wakes up. I mean, get over yourself. –Washington Square Overheard by: Eric Guy to friend: I'm thirty years old now. I'm over thirty. I don't know how to live. I'm an "adult" now. But I don't know how to live–without someone taking care of me. –F Train Overheard by: Jason B Older woman to almost-dead father: Dad, the doctor told me I have a 45-year-old vagina! –Manhattan Office