Gay guy to friend: I woke up this morning with a condom hanging out my butt. Was that you? –Madison Square Park Gay 30-something: Ugh, Borat quotes are like the UGG boot of conversation. –Broadway & Spring Really gay guy to friend: You don't know about the Holy Trinity? It's Liza, Judy and Barbra! –Fort Washington Ave. & 183rd St Overheard by: RED Flamboyant gay: My hair's too straight. I need to gay it up a bit. –Bryant Park Flamboyant guy: My life in New York has been more fabulous than I ever thought! I almost hit Elaine Stritch with a car this weekend! –W 18th St Overheard by: Dan Friedman