Wednesday One-Liners Call It "Direct Marketing"

Guy selling city maps, singing to beat of nearby music: Who needs a map? Who needs a map? It's not a trap!

--Central Park

Ghetto guy selling knockoff perfumes on street: Don't ask me where I got em' from, just get em' before the police come. I got DKNY, my mami J.Lo... Get em' folks! Get em'

--23rd & 6th

Overheard by: Alli

Street vendor to customer examining knockoff purses: Hurry it up. I need money.

--Madison & 59th St

Overheard by: Jennifer

Wannabe hip hop artist: Y'all like hip hop? Please look at my CDs. Miss, you have a beautiful forehead. Please buy my CD.

--Times Square

Guy handing out fliers: Hey! You guys like vagina?

--Times Square

Overheard by: Brett