(man standing on bus gets a little too close to the man sitting in front of him)
Sitting man: Wrong person, right day. Son, do not put your genitals in my face! –M101 Bus (skateboarder tries to do a trick on the curb and flies face-first onto pavement)
Skateboarding friend, checking on him: Dude! His face looks like a clitoris! –Union Square Overheard by: I Looked Away Crazy man to another: What the fuck's the matter with your face, man? You look like a fuckin' Rottweiler! Shit! –Q Train Creepy doorman to male tourist: If you wake up in the morning with a bush in front of your face, don't ask any questions. –30 Rock Overheard by: MusicMagGirl