What Happens to Hugh Hefner's Exes, 20 Years Later

Girl #1: Wow, the Easter Bunny stuffed animals are on sale.
Girl #2: Let's buy some for your sister.
Crazy lady: You can buy one bunny. You can buy lots of bunnies! And then they'll take you away!

--Duene Reade

Overheard by: Bunny Attack?