Mystical store clerk to very serious customer: Yeah, I went through like half the winter like without the appropriate headbands! –Bookstore Overheard by: teen Older woman to younger woman: At least you're not wearing windpants anymore. That's an improvement right there. –Bedford Ave & N 5th St Middle-aged businessman to two others: In my life I've seen, at most, three people who look good in spandex. –40th St b/w 5th & Madison Ave Teen on cell: I think we're going to need something more supportive than a fanny pack. –113th St & Broadway Overheard by: Jeremy Fabulous hobo: Why does a homeless man wear couture? Because he wants to show off! –Union Square