Woman to another: I mean, about the thing… he is ugly but at least he get it up! –Abingdon Square Park Man to friend: Ugly people aren't people! –10th St & 5th Ave Suit: Yeah, I couldn't deal with the paparazzi. I once saw a picture of Katie Holmes with a pimple, and now I think she's the ugliest person I ever saw. –Governors Island Overheard by: Natalie Girl to guy friend: I cannot believe you volunteered me like that! I'm going to start volunteering you to people… unattractive people. Like Leroy*. –Union Square Overheard by: Michael O'Connor Bus driver on packed bus: Okay, everybody, we need to reorganize the bus. Can all the good-looking people move to the back of the bus, and all the ugly-looking people move to the front? Thank you. –M86 Bus Overheard by: Michael