But He's a "Maybe" for "Monday Night Sex N' Scrabble"

Girl: So, my dad friended me on Facebook the other day, and I was like "shiiit! Limit profile view!"
Guy #1: Are there that many incriminating things on your profile?
Girl: Not really.
Guy #2: So dad's not going to be attending Diane's "get drunk and dance" party?

--Downtown 1 Train