Woman to male companion: I told you about that guy I accidentally slept with, right? –Bar at Sushi Samba, 7th Ave Overheard by: David Russo Girl to friend: Because it is more than just, sexual, you know? (pause) Well, actually, it's not, but… –14th b/w 6th & 7th Man to woman: You know Mesopotamian sex? That's me. –Washington Square Park Man walking dog on cell: My number one conquest since coming here was a 21-year-old Native American. –27th & Broadway Girl on cell: Mom, how am I supposed to have sex on a bed that has wheels? –15th St & 8th Ave Overheard by: Steve Hofstetter Guy: So I fucked her on a bench, but I didn't finish, because I kept telling her about my girlfriend and how much I love her. So she got pissed of and took a taxi home to her parents. –5th Ave 40-something man: Just tell that landlord that you don't need no electricity or no cable because you gonna be makin' love all the damn time! –14th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: tracey