Old dog lady, smoking: Me, I've already been spayed. –Dog Adoption Booth, Brooklyn Overheard by: PrairieSquid Old woman to another: Darling, I didn't know your husband was still alive! –Restaurant, Upper East Side Elderly black woman, yelling to line of cars honking their horns for Puerto Rican Day parade: Get yo punk asses back to 5th Ave! –Grand & Graham Elderly woman, complaining to physical therapist: I keep walkin' like I'm drunk (pause) Cause I am drunk. –12th & University Overheard by: tbs Old lady, after being knocked down by man on bike: You know what… Go to hell! (giggles to herself) I haven't said that in a looong time. –Union Square Overheard by: letthesunshine