20-something guy to five-year-old boy: No, Wolverine and Barack Obama are not the same person. –Hudson Park Soccer Pitch Overheard by: Kelli Jo Swag guy: Get your Obama condoms, put it on when times get hard. –7th Ave & 47th St Overheard by: Oh no he didn't…. Hobo on train: Look at these two girls! If we get married we can make another Obama! –4 Train Cute boy: Captain Kirk is the Bush to Picard's Obama. –Kent Ave, Brooklyn Overheard by: Trekkie Diner to companion: Since Obama's been President, North Korea has fired like two missiles. They're testing his foreign policy, uh, you know, they're testing his gallstones. –Teddy's Restaurant, Brooklyn Overheard by: Ken Yapelli Sock street vendor to passersby: Socks! One dollar, one dollar! One dollar!
(nobody pays attention) Socks! One dollar! Obama! One dollar! Obama! (a few pedestrians stop to browse through his socks) –New Chinatown, Flushing, Queens