20-something female shopkeeper to coworker, as Michael Jackson's "Rock with You" plays on the radio: Did you hear he's sick? Apparently, he's in the hospital. I know, it's crazy. Can you imagine if he dies? If he dies, that'll be, like, the most awful thing to happen to America in years! –Pet Food Store Overheard by: Nathalie Suit on cell: What if Michael Jackson sucking your dick was the cure for cancer? –8th & Broadway Man, lighting cigarette: So what'd he die from? A sunburn? –Chambers St. & West Broadway Middle aged black lady on cell: If you can get Michael Jackson on a condom box it would definitely sell. –MacDougal & 8th St Nine-year-old boy, pointing to a newspaper article, to younger sister: Oh yeah, that guy? He was fifty. He used to be a black guy but made himself become white. –Canal & Orchard, Chinatown Overheard by: Lauren T. Large tattooed man, discussing Michael Jackson: One of those kids is his; the other two can't be, they're white. They were all unofficially inseminated, though. –Delancey & Essex