Crying woman in pink bathrobe and wet hair, as she chases pimp-looking male: I'm taking them to court. I'm taking those motherfuckers to court! I'm calling 1-800-lawyers! –14th & 8th Overheard by: Rebecca Meyers Attractive female law student on cell: Whatever, he can feed me dinner. I know it's "unethical" or whatever… –11th St & 5th Ave Blonde Columbia Education School girl to friend: Isn't this supposed to be a graduate school mixer? Why aren't there any law school guys coming up to me? –Havana Central, near Columbia University Overheard by: I Gold Diggers Subway hobo: Yeah, thats right. (yelling) I'm gonna be the best judge this town has ever seen! –6 Train Overheard by: watching&waiting Six-year-old girl walking up some wet slippery steps: If I slip, I'm gonna sue. –33rd & 2nd Overheard by: Em