He Thinks Outside the Box, and That's What I Love About Him

Ditzy runner #1: So I was like "did you use your juicer?" and he was like "yeah, but it went bad" and I was like "how did it go bad?" and he was like "well, I juiced a potato!"
Ditzy runner #2: A potato?
Ditzy runner #1, pleased with her story: a potato.

--Central Park, During JP Morgan Chase 5K Run