I'm Talking to You, Tom Servo!

Long Island teenage girl #1: Yesterday the train was so much more crowded. You couldn't find a seat.
Long Island teenage girl #2: I found a seat yesterday.
Long Island teenage girl #1: Ugh! I don't want to sit next to creepy guys (pause) that make fun of us.

--LIRR

Overheard by: Non-creepy guy, that makes fun of them