Going Where People Don't Even Own Their Own Brownstones

Upper East Side mom #1: So then I go twice a week over to the JCC, and after I get back I take them.
Upper East Side mom #2, looking disgusted: You mean the JCC on the West Side?
Upper East Side mom #1: Yes.
Upper East Side mom #2: Oh my god! You are a dedicated mother.

--Dalton Physical Education Center, 87th & 3rd

Overheard by: West Sider