And the Rest I Just Use During Sexting

Girl, while texting: Cindy, this is so weird.
Cindy: What is?
Girl: My predictive text. My phone recognizes "intravaginal", "labradoodle," "hornswoggle" and "clusterfuck," but won't recognize "pomegranate" or "wildebeest!"
Cindy: Why would you need to use those words?
Girl: I like those pomegranate jelly beans my mom got from T.J. Maxx.

--M1 Bus