I Wondered How You Got a Nose Like a Ukranian Grandma

Hot guy: Oh, by the way, did I tell you my girlfriend headbutted me?
Blonde: What? During sex?
Hot guy: Yeah, she gave me a bloody nose.
Blonde: Rough. Did you keep at it after the blood?
Hot guy: Yes.

--5th Ave

Overheard by: Sam Dullard