Thug teenager to woman shoving umbrella between doors to keep them open: Shit, woman! You'd best pull that umbrella out. This ain't no number train, we will leave yo ass! –R Train Very excited middle-aged woman hearing doo-wop singers board train: Woooo! Music train! –R Train Overheard by: astoria mets fan Girl on subway car looking at subway map: What, there's no "you are here"? –A Train Overheard by: Rins 20-something girl: Ugh, I hate the subway. They need to, like, invent a, like, above-ground transportation system! –6 Train Man walking onto train, slowly: All the premium seats are taken. –A Train Overheard by: glad i'm in first class