Loud woman on cell: And then he had the nerve to ask me if it was cause he's black! I was like, "it's not cause you're black, it's cause you slept with that stripper!" –Starbucks Midwestern grandmother, seeing granddaughter play on subway: She's working on her pole dancing, just like her mother. –E Train Young Asian guy, telling stripper what he does for a living: Do you even know what a hedge fund is? –Strip Club, Queens Thug to girlfriend, pointing at totem pole in museum: You know what those be? Fancy stripper poles! (makes techno music noise with his mouth) –Museum of Natural History Blonde chick on cell: Oh my god, Mike, just fuck her and get over yourself, I really don't care! (hangs up, to friend) I don't understand why my boyfriend keeps calling me asking me if it would break my heart if he slept with the stripper we met at the bar on Saturday. –NYU Overheard by: i wish i had me a girl like that Serious, tired, cute guy on cell: So you remember the stripper that has been hassling me? Well, I went out with her and her girlfriend on Tuesday, and stuff got out of hand… really out of hand–like Budapest out of hand! (pause) I don't know, but I woke up in fucking New York City! –Penn Station