They Serve the Blood of Good Christians Here?

Guy #1, looking at menu: I am thinking about the ravioli, but what is "arugula"?
Guy #2: It's what Obama eats.

--Atlas Cafe, 2nd Ave

Overheard by: Aria

Headline by: Kristen

Runners-Up:
· "Better Than What Clinton Ate- OHHHHH" - Emily Leonard
· "Children?" - BabakganoosH
· "Damn Liberals and Their Fancy Foods" - Trey Jackson
· "It Pairs Well With Bud Light" - Having my own beer summit.
· "She's an Intern" - Timo
· "So It's Like... Capitalism?" - Zpike
· "So Michelle Is Just Her Stage Name?" - jloubelle


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