Crazy preacher man: Look up! You see that ball in the sky? It's not the sun. It's hell! –Times Square Subway preacher: Someone is gonna drive your car to your funeral, wearing your bling bling. –Downtown A Train Street bible pusher: Don't wait for the asteroids to rain down on you! Asteroids are heading this way now! –6th Ave & 32nd St Random crazy dude: Repent, all ye sinners! Get your ass to Genesis! –St. Mark's Place Overheard by: LiD Street preacher handing out bible verses: Jesus saves! Jesus saves! (to suit walking by) Not you! There's nothing good about you! –8th Ave below 23rd St