Keep Your Wednesday One-Liner in Your Pants, Dude

Preppy guy: This may be the last thing I say with my penis attached, but...

--Park Slope

Overheard by: Hunter

Girl on cell: Well, I mean... his penis is really important here, if his is better I'll take him!

--26th St & Lexington Ave

Overheard by: your mom

Asian guy: Everyone else was on the floor. Everyone had a penis in their face.

--D Train

Overheard by: Jon A.

Girl on cell: All I'm saying is: don't jump on the first penis that comes along!

--Broadway

Boss, about weightlifting: My genitals were so inverted I used to crap my penis.

--5th Ave

Teacher: There are about six euphemisms for "penis" in the first scene!

--Junior High School

Overheard by: gabygrillz