Preppy guy: This may be the last thing I say with my penis attached, but… –Park Slope Overheard by: Hunter Girl on cell: Well, I mean… his penis is really important here, if his is better I'll take him! –26th St & Lexington Ave Overheard by: your mom Asian guy: Everyone else was on the floor. Everyone had a penis in their face. –D Train Overheard by: Jon A. Girl on cell: All I'm saying is: don't jump on the first penis that comes along! –Broadway Boss, about weightlifting: My genitals were so inverted I used to crap my penis. –5th Ave Teacher: There are about six euphemisms for "penis" in the first scene! –Junior High School Overheard by: gabygrillz