...But You Might Not Want It Back Once I Swipe It

Hobo: Happy birthday! Can I have a dollar?
Preppy guy: What? Sorry, I don't have any cash.
Hobo: I accept all major credit cards.

--Columbus Circle

Overheard by: cmtWHAT

Headline by: eeny

Runners-Up:
· "...Except Diner's Club, I Have Standards, You Know" - DotTim
· "As Unemployment Rises, Technology Transforms the Bum Sector" - PeterG
· "Hobos: They're Everywhere You Want to Be" - Coyoty
· "Mastercard: Avaliable in More Places" - MaccasGirl


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