Must...Resist..."Bitch"...Headline...

Drunk girl: (hiccuping)
Friendly gay guy: Oh, are you growing?
Drunk girl: (stares at him blankly)
Friendly gay guy: Oh, my puppy is growing, and whenever she is growing she gets the hiccups.
Drunk girl: I'm not your fucking dog!

--Elevator, Midtown Apartment Building

Overheard by: Meghan Monaco