McDonald's cashier: You gonna eat all that yourself? Haven't you seen that movie Supersize Me? –McDonald's Overheard by: Blayne Thug: Yo, shorty, lemme buy you something special at McDonald's, show you I ain't a cheap date… why you laughin? –117th St & Lexington Overheard by: Jesse D Obnoxious Southern tourist: Let's take a taxi back to the hotel, and then take the truck and eat at McDonald's again. –W 49th & 5th Overheard by: canucks Haggardly old lady on cell: Damn, dude, I saw you at McDonald's checking me out yesterday! –Broadway & 4th St Overheard by: Jalex Leoley Born-again evangelical, proselytizing: Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger! –Staten Island Ferry Bro: If she doesn't want to go to McDonald's every once in a while, I don't love her. –Penn Station Overheard by: alana h.