Wednesday One-Liners Get Jiggly With It

Dude: Do boobs need a reason?

--Perdition bar, 49th & 10th

Overheard by: Brokeass Harem

Guy: This is high school. Breasts are usually an effective way of determining gender.

--Stuyvesant High School

Old woman with Julie Andrews accent: I used to be quite buxom!

--Chinese Restaurant, 55th & 6th

Wife to husband: Did you see the tits on that Santa?

--Outside Penn Station, During SantaCon

Curvy woman on cell: Accessories? Oh please. My breasts are accessory enough.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: McFreaky