Dude: Do boobs need a reason? –Perdition bar, 49th & 10th Overheard by: Brokeass Harem Guy: This is high school. Breasts are usually an effective way of determining gender. –Stuyvesant High School Old woman with Julie Andrews accent: I used to be quite buxom! –Chinese Restaurant, 55th & 6th Wife to husband: Did you see the tits on that Santa? –Outside Penn Station, During SantaCon Curvy woman on cell: Accessories? Oh please. My breasts are accessory enough. –Columbia University Overheard by: McFreaky