Suit on cell: It's not that I don't like people, I just think that they're expendable. –Union Square Cafe 20-something to visiting family: We are about to go up a bunch of stairs. If you complain, you will be pushed back down them. –Mulberry & Canal Laughing suit to others: So, yeah, I just stepped over the body. –42nd St & 5th Ave Mother to small crying child: Honey, I did listen to you, but I can't make myself care. –V Train Overheard by: Hunter