Fifth: Dick.

Young woman #1, before movie starts: I'm gonna go.
Young woman #2: Why? Don't go.
Young woman #1: I'm gonna meet up with my man.
Young woman #2: Come on! Don't you want to stay for the movie?
Young woman #1: I'm gonna leave now cause: first of all... booty call. Second of all... dick. Third of all... dick. Fourth... my man is sick and I have Tums with me.

--Movie, Bryant Park