Swirl Was Always My Favorite Kind Of Soft-Serve Ice Cream

Black hobo to young tourist couple with baby: Mmmmmmmmmmm... That's a nice lookin' baby! You must've done good that night... or morning. (laughs)
Father: Uh... haha... yeah.
Black hobo: I need to find me a white lady so I can make me a Barack Obama. Mmm-hmm!

--Uptown 6 Train

Overheard by: Emily