Earlier, It Asked Me What the Meaning Of Life Is

40-something male watching 20-something female bending over: Holy shit! That girl's got no panties on!
30-something male: Yes she is, it's a thong.
40-something male: If she is wearing panties, that's the deepest thong I've even seen.

--Dewey's Flatiron

Overheard by: Gmoney