Good Work, Citizen-- We'll Take It from Here!

Little girl with brand new doll: Mommy, what should I name her? I think I'll name her "Pussy"!
Mother: Uh!
Little girl: Pussy! Like "pussycat"!
Mother: Okay... maybe we should think of a different name!
Hipster sitting next to them: I'm going to have to send a few texts about this.

--Bus

Overheard by: bradlea