Are You Saying They Should Have Bigger Things to Worry About?

White teen bimbo #1: I can't believe I got that parking ticket! Police have nothing better to do.
White teen bimbo #2, totally serious: Yeah, I mean... they still don't know who killed biggie, but they have time to give parking tickets? That's fucking ridiculous.

--72nd & Columbus

Overheard by: soyloaf